tulang; the virgin experience

after a great movie "the english patient" and cunning stunts, followed a heavenly supper...

"o' Father, forgive me for i have sinned"

"what have you done wrong my son?"

"i have committed an act of oral gratification"

"and what is that?"

"i have sucked the life out of those bones!"

"oh my, how terrible!"

"i'm sorry father, it simply tasted too good!"

"its ok son, we all make mistakes"

"yeah, the sauce which accompanied was too irresistable"

"Say 10 Hail Mary's and you'll be fine"